Welcome to Wayne's Photography
A showcase of my weddings & lifestyle photography. Along with some other projects
Hello! And welcome to Wayne's Photography. Its great to meet you.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen climbing tall buildings and crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Zimbabwean refugees. I manage time efficiently.... Sometimes. I hypnotize lions with my sensuous and "godlike" tambourine playing, and I cook Two Minute Noodles in one minute. I am an expert in paint by numbers, a veteran in Jenga, and an outlaw in Benoni. And I have never cried over spilled milk....
Using only a match stick and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended my schools playground from a horde of ferocious dung beetles. I play the fool and I enjoy Ouma rusks on Wednesdays.
I am an abstract artist, a hair gel analyst, and I fold a mean paper jet. I don't eat olives. I can hurl bridal bouquets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read a Facebook status, Twitter feed, and watched 3 YouTube videos in one day and still had time to put what I was eating on Instagram. I know the exact location of all the exits. I sleep at night, when I do sleep, I sleep like a man. The laws of physics. What are they? They do not apply to me.
On my off weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact couch potato-ing, my bills are not all paid, and I have spoken with the homeless.
But most importantly, Children trust me.